the SCIENCE of the lambs

so einstein has already been suspended for the rest of the week, after his FIRST day of school yesterday. why, you ask? because of this situation:

at the end of one of einstein's classes, his teacher held up some sort of plaque to the class to explain something. and this is what einstein said to him.

"that plaque has your last name on it...which means i could find out your first name...which means that i could find out what your address is and your phone number...which means that i could come to your home and find out your habits. when you go to work, when you sleep. then that way i could skin you alive and hang up your skin pelt on my wall."

apparently this high school has a "no tolerance policy" for threats. i mean, come on! that's not creepy AT ALL. they called a meeting this morning to inform us that einstein was not welcome back for the rest of the week. they told ben that it was a bit "silence of the lambs." so here we go again with the suspensions.

anyone want to come over for dinner tomorrow night?