"I'm Bio"

so one of the clients was going for some shock value tonight and announced at the dinner table, "i'm a bio."
i ask, "what's a bio?" (afraid for the answer)
"it means i'm not sure if i like boys or girls. or maybe i like both. anyway, i'm bio."
i had the hardest time keeping a straight face. so i got up from the table and acted like i was going to the fridge, looked at the other staff member who was there at the time when no one was looking and mouthed "OH MY GOSH!!!" she mouthed back, "I KNOW" and i lost it. too disturbing and too funny. i recovered and said, "well whether you're gay, straight or bio, we just want you to be a good person. that's what matters."

i took some pictures today and will try to post them later. this straighto is signing off to get some office work done.