out of the mouth of....ben

most bloggers quote their children when they say funny things to them. but here are some things my husband has said to me within the last 1/2 hour:

on balding...

"i'm not balding. it's just that my hair stuff pulls my hair out at night when i sleep. that and my hair is too long."

on braiding...

"i was watching you do your hair the other day and i realized that in our whole marriage you've never braided your hair. do you know how to braid?"

on taking a mid-afternoon-heavenly-nap...

(i see him opening his eyes)

me: "hey peeker. go to sleep"

ben: "i wasn't peeking. i was just experimenting with my eyes. don't you ever do that? one of my eyes sees color completely different than my other one."

on blogging...

"i swear to you, if any part of what i have just said & you have laughed at ends up on the blog i will spank you until your butt is raw."

and there you have it folks. husbands can be just as random as kids. it's the gospel truth.