Friday, April 25, 2008

rated PG-13

sorry for those who find this inappropriate but it is BY FAR the best thing ernest has ever said, and it was said in innocence...

ben & ernest driving along.

ernest says: "hey ben, look at that!"

ben: "at what?"

ernest: "at that, a vulva!"

ben: "a WHAT?!?!"

ernest: "you know, a vulva. that car right there (points to a volvo)."

(wait, it gets better)

ernest: "my ma used to have one of those."

ben: "NO, that is a VOLV-O. VO. O. not vulvA. VOLVO."

ben & i laughed so hard we cried when he recanted the story to me.

13 comments:

Andrea said...

You are going to miss all this...sure you don't want to sign on for one more year?

Unknown said...

Well I have just begun to read your blog, and based on the posts I have read, you really could write a book! I think you have a way with words, very entertaining, easy to follow and knowledgeable. So good luck with your talks on Sunday, you will do great! Plus once you've given them you are off the hook for a while! And I am always laughing at your fun stories...Volv-O hahaha

Toby and Tammy said...

I would've died.....

Ben said...

Yet again, another example of why I could never do your guys' job. How do you not just blow up laughing in the poor kid's face?

Mick and Tiff said...

OH. MY. How funny is that? I love it! Did you have to explain what that word actually was? OH, wow! Thanks for making my day!

Rachel Holloway said...

That is incredibly funny...

Rachel Chick said...

Oh, awesome! Always good for a laugh! Whatever will you do without this . . .? Whatever will I do without this? :) Have you decided what you guys are doing with yourselves yet? Did you apply to the Arizona school?

Kurt and Kristy said...

LOL!! That is so funny!! Sounds like you are getting all the experience you need for when your little guy grows up!! :) At least you'll be prepared!!

campblondie said...

Didn't your mom have one?

Shellee said...

nice. anatomy meets automobiles.

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad you posted this! When Ben first told me that story I thought I was gonna pee my pants laughing. It's your best Ernestism yet.

Carrie said...

that story is classic! of course after the panic attack, raised blood pressure, and scare!

Kris said...

okay I read this one a long time ago and forgot to comment but I laughed a good laugh, that is one to tell the kids, oh wait maybe not! :)