Monday, May 5, 2008

goodbye snuggles the snake. hello new wardrobe.


yes it's true that our slimy copperhead friend has left us over the weekend. he's gone on to greener pastures (although i can't picture much greener than here in NC) & is slithering through a field full of mice & small rodents to digest.

the good news: the snake is dead.

the bad: einstein & ernest are trying to, and i quote, "stuff it & display it in their room."

why is this disturbing? if you are asking that then you are forgetting the story of einstein of yesteryear, before he lived with us & had baby mice as domestic pets. and when one died, rumor has it that he wrapped the dead baby mouse around his finger & wore it (skin pelt & all) for at least a week.

well einstein came running up to me on saturday saying that he was covered up to his elbows in anit-bacterial soap. "why?" i asked him. and knew i was in for it.

"i have been soaking snuggles (ben named him that) the snake in anti-bacterial soap for over a 24 hour period. he is now outside laying on a rock & covered by paper towels that have been covered in anti-bacterial gel. this is to preserve his coat so that small mites & other insects don't decompose his skin."

and i am imagining snake necklaces, snake-skin covered nike shoes, a pair of sweatpants with snake fangs hanging off of them as decor. the possibilities are endless.

6 comments:

Andrea said...

Maybe Fantasia would like a snake ponytail to add to her collection!

campblondie said...

I would like a snake ponytail if she doesn't take you up on it. YOu know the ladies be lookin' when I pick up Mace from school, then I be like "Bam!"

sarahbellac said...

Wow - could you truly have hand-picked a better pre-psychology training program. Talk about pathology!
You guys are hilarious and I love reading your blog.
Hugs,
Sarah

fonsy said...

Hey it was someone that Ben knew. His name was Eric Hale. He was always my favorite client, although he was difficult. I am going to his funeral service today.

Me said...

I seriously cannot believe you witness this kind of stuff every day, you really should write a book! I mean, trying to STUFF THE SNAKE!!!

Shellee said...

Never a dull moment. That is, until you leave there.
I'll check your sidebar for the count down to dull moments.