Thursday, May 15, 2008

question: what's a perfect remark to make to a servant of the Lord?

(don't read this out loud if kids are in the room)

answer: "i'm sorry, i couldn't hear what you were saying over the sound of me crapping myself."

this is a direct quote from a straight-faced, not-kidding einstein to poor elder king. no one knows why he said it & probably no one ever will...nor do we want to.

2 comments:

Andrea said...

I took Ben's challenge and said those exact words to Preston...he just repeated what he said.

Anonymous said...

its from a movie. I can't remember which one but a bunch of black thugs go into a place to beat someone up and they confront a janitor mopping the floor and the janitor says "what, I couldn't hear you over the sound of crapping myself"